The Height of Annoyance
What the hell man? Why why why are counters always the wrong height? I think this is a deep conspiracy in need of some thorough tin-hat investigation. Ponder this next time you're out and about, running those pesky errands that you've been putting off for days and weeks, choosing to lay around and binge watch Animal Kingdom or Supernatural instead of doing what you know you need to do to be on the right side of the adulting equation.